A lot of people are asking this question, which is funny, because my parents didn't even ask me this. I'll give you a rundown of it though:

Shadia and Keith met online when she was 16 (he was 16 too.). Keith stalked her for about two years, professing his undying love to her. She disagreed with this and told him that it would never work. However, he persisted and eventually his neverending chatter got to her, and she finally called him up on the phone to try and shut him up.

Fast forward a couple years, and Keith still won't be quiet. Shadia, however, has found some ingenius ways to force silence upon him. She has a very good imagination and should be given cookies for this.

Getting married was a mutual decision, because obviously Shadia is batshit crazy and wants to spend forever with Keith. It's probably because he's really pretty, adorably clumsy, and is good at, ahem, other things.